Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/05/dr-penis-explains-differe.html
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Sounds like a lot of work. Just learn where the clitoris is and no one will care what size your dick is…
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I didn’t like this guy at first, but he is starting to grow on me…
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Just buy some reading glasses.
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Guy comes off as a real dick.
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Do these procedures work on small hands, as well? Asking for a friend . . .
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There is way too much syringe/needle imagery in that video. #yikes
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“Hold still, you’ll just feel a little prick…”
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Meanwhile, crushing poverty.
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Not every woman likes direct clitoral stimulation.
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It doesn’t have to be direct. But my point was penis size isn’t a requirement to have a good time.
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Perhaps not, but it doesn’t hurt.
Wait, no, I take that back… 
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And there are certainly women who genuinely enjoy and easily climax with penetration.
Different strokes for different folks as they say.
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Because you’re stroking his ego?
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“I’m Dr. Penis”
I bet you are.
“I’m not offended by it”
I bet you’re not.
“I could be known for a lot worse”
I bet you could.
“We do quite a bit of penises.”
I bet you do.
“We have men coming from all over the country”
I bet they do.
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Bonus points for the G spot.
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anyway?A new study published to The Journal of Sexual Medicine states that a woman’s number one concern about dicks is their overall cosmetic appearance, followed by pubic grooming, girth, and skin aesthetic, to name a few. The length of the penis landed at a measly sixth place, which basically squashes most of the dick jokes you’ve made throughout your life (who jokes about girth anyway?)
Ironically, penis size usually only matters when it’s two dudes arguing about something.
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Here’s a dirt-cheap penis “enlargement” technique: Extended abstention. 
(Also doubles as an aphrodisiac.)
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Down, boy!
