Drink buffalo urine instead of cow urine, scientists report

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Originally published at: Drink buffalo urine instead of cow urine, scientists report | Boing Boing

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Just to play it safe, I think I’ll avoid ALL urine, except in extreme emergency situations… then I’ll stick with me own…

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Good to know, I have already replaced 100% of my dietary intake of cow urine with buffalo urine.

At least I really hope there’s not some I don’t know about. :nauseated_face:

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Isn’t that just water?

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The only thing worse than accidentally drinking bovine urine is deliberately drinking bovine urine.

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Isn’t it really “If you must drink bovine urine, drink buffalo urine instead of cow urine.”

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How 'bout we don’t drink any urine?

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Is this going to be the next big thing for covidiots?

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Should we get in on this? I wonder if we could license Ralph Wiggum for “Bovine Urinversity” shirts. :thinking:

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I knew it would come to this, with all that talk of water shortages and drought and such.

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I think you’re pulling on the wrong thing on the underside of the cow.

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I knew the anti-science urine denialists would show up soon. /s

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Okay, now I’m pissed

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Bespoke bovine urine was not the future we were promised.

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For the first time in my life, I have to ask: ‘what’s the vegan alternative?’

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And how many molecules of the last wee of Gaius Julius Caesar would be in a glass of distilled Buffalo urine, we might wonder…

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