Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/16/drug-smuggler-busted-with-half.html
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That cranial tumor on the second image is massive, needs medical attention stat.
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Border Inspector: Sir, what’s that white powder on your shoulders?
Me: uh, uh, uh, uh, dandruff?
Inspector: Come with me please.
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Good thing it wasn’t plutonium.
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Likely would have never been spotted if he went wearing a stovepipe (cut scene to Lincoln doing anything…)
Unrelated: where can I get a pair of those Colombian VR goggles? Very Nice!
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this is not how it works, pal; aint ya married?
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It’s a visual double entendre.
Bump-It = volumizing hair appliance
Bump = a snort, as in cocaine
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Customs certainly pulled the rug out from under this drug operation. When his boss finds out about this, there will be Hell toupée
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That’s why he’s not a drug smuggler, he’s a d-rug smuggler.
And maybe his rug was made of horse hair? But it didn’t have a parting, it had a crack.
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I had completely forgotten about that video until right now…
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Clearly this guy just needed to use a better class of hair piece.
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Did he get that cool VR headset he’s wearing at the BoingBoing store?
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Was he given the pack and did the best he could, or was there a discussion on how big they could make it and still pull it off?
Should have gone with one of those mullet or fro wigs. Might have pulled it off.
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In his mind, he probably thought he looked presidential.
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You bring that into Barcelona, there’s gonna be a high price toupée.
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