Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/02/elderly-person-has-used-live-hand-grenade-as-a-hammer-for-20-years-video.html
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From Allan Rose Hill
O_O
If not a dud, it’s a testament to the design that it never just “went off”.
Well, it looks like a kitchen accessory…
Like the old saying goes, “When your only tool is a hand grenade…”
“when life gives you a hand grenade, make spices and condiments”?
This exquisite dish, full of flavors, will explode in your mouth!
The distinctive appearance of the Stielhandgranate family has led to them being called “potato mashers” in British Army slang
See? Nobody can blame the poor old lady. Everybody loved her explosive spice food!
“…and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into…BOOM!”
– Isaiah 2:4
Gives a weird new meaning to “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.”
What doesn’t kill you…
From the cat-uxo page linked in the post:
Some of these grenades may be filled with Picric Acid explosive which can become sensitive with age.
Does it have any settings like chop, mash, purée or liquefy?
Yes, but only once.
Gives a new meaning to “OK, boomer.”
Uh, oh. Not okay, boom-boom boomer.
Eh, who doesn’t?