Bomb squad called in after jogger finds "hand grenade" BUTT it wasn't actually that

Originally published at: Bomb squad called in after jogger finds "hand grenade" BUTT it wasn't actually that | Boing Boing

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Dashed to the bed chambre to check the sex draw… No issues, looks like it’s all safe and sound.

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Tango. Mike. India.

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Butt Sir!

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So it’s not a hand grenade, it’s a . . . butt grenade?

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Dare I ask what the USB cable was for?

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They were left there intentionally for future archaeologists to dig up. Way to spoil the fun.

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“How they came to be there and why they remained there can only be imagined”

How they got there is much more of a mystery than why they remained there. I ain’t picking that shit up.

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Six weeks ago:
Two teenagers found a “hand grenade” in another Bavarian forest that turned out to be … a hand grenade.
Things like that are rather common, so are only local news.
And yes, the details are different. Rust vs. lube &c.

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It has photo option, I don’t know how you turn it on though…

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Bravo. Uniform. Tango. Tango. Sierra. Tango. Uniform. Foxtrot. Foxtrot.

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“But we strongly suggest you don’t.”

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Oringally I thought it was a Fuel Line Gas Bulb.
(Often used to connect fuel tanks to small marine outboard boat motors, with the squeeze bulb used to prime the fuel line.)

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New fodder for Chuck Tingle! “Blown Up In The Butt By A Sex Grenade!”

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Butt grenade…burrito. Must we quibble over labels?

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Try whispering sweet nothings…

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No Tom, NO!

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Ah. So the (ahem) “pin” gets pulled after it meets with the target.

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Even that may inspire dual usage.

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