Ooh, ooh! I would love to see Edie McClurg summarize their situation to them. “You’re fucked.”
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It sounds like someone needs to kiss the hood of a police cruiser until he realizes that getting two weeks is a courtesy rather than an imposition.
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I have it on good authority you can hitchhike that distance in about 16 hours.
Source: I hitchhiked from Georgia to Maine in 16 hours once.
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Just read that motion. The entitlement is ridiculous.
Judge has ordered Willis to file a responss The judge will not allow Clark to reply to that response.
Joyce Vance has a breakdown on all the legal issues in there as well.
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aha! everyone thinks there’s climate change, but really its a problem with the thermostats
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To be fair, you’re probably likeable and/or have not tried to overthrow a democratic republic before.
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LOL Dude had plenty of time to plan a trip there. Driving, if need be.
File under: “Your lack of planning is not an emergency on my part.”
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Not yet, Trump has promised them all pardons and the Attorney General position, when he’s president. If the worst happens and he becomes president, THEN he’ll ask for “contributions”.
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Not that I know of…
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Road comedy idea:
THE ATLANTA JAIL RUN
Synopsis:
Needing to be in Atlanta in 2 weeks and unable to book or hitch a flight to get there in time when his car breaks down at the edge of town, the hapless Jeffrey Clark finds himself forced to hitchhike down instead!
Wacky hijinx ensue as MAGAs attempt to abduct him away and Antifa forces abduct him back to get him there faster!
It’s a buddy road movie where there’s no buddy because nobody actually likes Jeffrey!
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Typical white trash playing with the FAFO equation, and could end up learning what FO means “The hard way.”
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… See? Hugo Chavez was still alive!! /s
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It looks like Ken White is saying that removal doesn’t change the jurisdiction of the charges, just the venue, so even in federal court they’re still state charges. But I may be misunderstanding something.
I’m also wondering if there’s a Hatch Act violation lurking in there somewhere for a federal prosecutor.
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Atlanta is one of the biggest hubs in the world, just get on a plane, Jeff.
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But it’s impossible - all his frequent flyer points are on United! /s
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Screw the entire lot of them.
Round them up, lock them up, and charge them Trumpian prices for the service.
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Maybe he will earn some flight miles with JPATS (or otherwise known as ConAir) with a specially designed hub at OKC.
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That’s a great article. It sounds like Jeff Clark, in addition to being an insurrectionist, is an idiot and a terrible attorney. And he hired an attorney specializing in civil law to defend him in these charges. That’s allowable, but unwise. That lawyer should have politely declined. Or maybe he’s just handling things through the arraignment, which would be fine if it weren’t for this crazy motion.
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