It definitely takes quite a degree of narcissism to assume that someone who got an involuntary glimpse of your junk four six-plus years ago ought to be able to pick in out of a police station lineup.
ETA: as far as I can tell his accuser never went public; is this a lame attempt to get her to break the NDA?
His need to quote retweet himself to get his nickname out there is just pathetic. I propose nullogate instead.
Let’s just say that it wasn’t just his head where he got the hair plugs…
I don’t think he’s leaving anything “wide open”
CNBCs Jim Cramer offers an unsolicited observation.
Well, his sphincter must have some kind of gape capacity to it; how else do you reckon he gets his head so far up his own ass?
I think we’ve hit the point where we can reasonably say the entire strategy behind Musk’s tweets is he thinks this will show everyone how clever he is.
jeesusss… looks like the medusa.
that pic is actually making my skin crawl.
Your Honor - it looked like a penis - only smaller.
I propose OfCourseElonMuskIsASexPestgate
So what are we calling this scandal? Paedogate?
… and not shaped like a penis.
Surgically altered in honor of his hero.
It was a Neuralink self experiment gone horribly wrong. No one knows why he tried to interface with his Model S.
While Elmer is self wanking, the car just wasn’t ready for this.
His shouts of “faster!” overrode the AI braking command.
Pretty sure it looked like sexual harassment.
He is such an egotistical child.
