Elon Musk challenges accuser to describe what she saw

It definitely takes quite a degree of narcissism to assume that someone who got an involuntary glimpse of your junk four six-plus years ago ought to be able to pick in out of a police station lineup.

ETA: as far as I can tell his accuser never went public; is this a lame attempt to get her to break the NDA?

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His need to quote retweet himself to get his nickname out there is just pathetic. I propose nullogate instead.

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Let’s just say that it wasn’t just his head where he got the hair plugs…

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I don’t think he’s leaving anything “wide open

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CNBCs Jim Cramer offers an unsolicited observation.

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Just like Rand Paul.

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Well, his sphincter must have some kind of gape capacity to it; how else do you reckon he gets his head so far up his own ass?

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(I know you’re joking, just couldn’t resist)

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I think we’ve hit the point where we can reasonably say the entire strategy behind Musk’s tweets is he thinks this will show everyone how clever he is.

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Not Working Season 4 GIF by The Good Place

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jeesusss… looks like the medusa.
that pic is actually making my skin crawl.

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Your Honor - it looked like a penis - only smaller.

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I propose OfCourseElonMuskIsASexPestgate

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So what are we calling this scandal? Paedogate?

… and not shaped like a penis.

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image

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Surgically altered in honor of his hero.
:mushroom:

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It was a Neuralink self experiment gone horribly wrong. No one knows why he tried to interface with his Model S.

While Elmer is self wanking, the car just wasn’t ready for this.

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His shouts of “faster!” overrode the AI braking command.

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Pretty sure it looked like sexual harassment.

He is such an egotistical child.

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