What kind of monster? Vampire? Werewolf? Zombie?
It’s probably a ghoul.
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Creature from the Black Lagoon.
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Wag? I recently learned the British meaning from a feature on the “Wagatha Christie” case, and I don’t know think you are referring to that - are you?
True… but he doesn’t.
The Small Dick Energy is very STRONG with him.
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I just think it’s a mistake to associate “acting like a dick” with “lacking in actual dick.” Among other things it’s a stereotype that is unfair to trans men.
No amount of penis would fix what is wrong with Elon.
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A crime is still a crime even if you were bribed not to talk about it.
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No disrespect intended to anyone, especially trans men.
I’m speaking from my own personal experience as a sexually active cis-het woman; nearly every dude I’ve ever encountered who talked that much shit perpetually, who constantly postured and overcompensated with the size of his wallet or his car or whatever was lacking when it came to actual… mass.
Everything about EM’s behavior practically screams to me that he’s lacking in sexual prowess, if not physical size.
I could be wrong, but lord knows I hope I never find out for sure.
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Yeah, another guy who nobody defends with the “I can’t imagine him doing this” defense.
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All this and also, every dude I’ve known “in the biblical sense” who is so fixated on their “mass” in this area has been on the small side. TBC, I don’t attribute any other qualities to a man based on penis size, just like I don’t think a woman with small breasts is any less of a woman, but they do, it seems. And their adamance is a tell.
Anyway, back to the allegations. EM is a creep, and it doesn’t matter what size it is, she didn’t want to see it. 
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THAT PART.
So much of all this fuckery we are seeing happen around us comes right back down to some overprivileged people’s inability to evolve mentally and/or emotionally, and it’s truly fucking tragic.
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The head of the Flight Attendent Union, when speaking of his abuse, also referenced his small dick energy:
‘Flight attendants are not just another accessory on Musk’s little rocket’
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yep. Those look like they’re from the “mezzanine”…
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Those are WAGs. A wag is someone who thinks they are a wit.
In fact it was probably a wag who came up with the Wagatha Christie thing
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I have never seen someone work harder to destroy his own brand(s) than Elon Musk.
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That’s the meaning I assumed, but it was just a wild-assed guess.
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I put this premise to the AI text generator GPT-3 and it came up with these responses (some a little NSFW):
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Response 1:
“He had small, pale testicles and a large penis. His shaft was crooked and his foreskin was very loose.”
She also said that he had “man boobs” and that his body “was like a grapefruit with pubic hair.”
Musk responded to her by saying, “You described my penis perfectly. Congratulations, you win a trophy.”
Response 2:
“Elon Musk is approximately 6’2”, with a slim build. He has light brown hair, which was styled in a messy ‘bedhead’ style at the time. He also has hazel eyes. He was not wearing a shirt, and I could see his pierced nipples through his thin white tank top. He was wearing dark-colored pants, which were unzipped at the time, exposing his penis."
“Elon’s penis was completely exposed and I saw it quite clearly. It was small, with a slight curve to the left. The skin was a light pink color and there was no hair on the shaft or head of his penis.”
Edit:
Respose 3:
“He was really skinny and his arms were long and spindly. His hands were huge, almost like paddles, and his fingers were really long and thin. His skin was orangey-red, almost like he’d been spray-painted that color. And his eyes were huge and black, with no white at all around them.”
“elongate” is pretty funny. I just find myself disappointed. I want him to be tony stark IRL, but he’s such a smarmy twat.
