Originally published at: Elon Musk loses $100 billion as Tesla's share price continues to sink | Boing Boing
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Wait, Musk’s net worth was up more than half that of the next billionaire, just because people bought that his not-really-self-driving cars are on the verge of becoming closer-to-self-driving cars? Man, is the entire way we measure wealth stupid.
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That’s really sad.
But only for all the people he could have actually helped with that obscene amount of money.
fuck him
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I know a guy who just decided to sell his 2yr old Tesla.
He just could not stand the thought of Musk any longer. Done.
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I said the same thing. Something like:
“Man brags about number of people watching his slow motion train wreck.”
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It’s going to be a bleak Christmas in the Musk households this year.
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I have seen but one vessel in distress in all my years at sea. I never saw a wreck and never have been wrecked nor was I ever in any predicament that threatened to end in disaster of any sort. E. J. Smith, 1907, Captain, RMS Titanic.
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And he will probably cite these losses in order to pay $0 in taxes.
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Do we know how many Musk households there are?
I don’t think he’s as prolific as Nick Cannon but has to be close.
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But he has a lot more places to put them.
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With every passing day it should become more apparent to anyone but a fanboi that Musk’s reputation as a genius has been vastly over-stated.
In other Musky news…
Elon takes a lesson in business practises from a certain recently-reinstated deadbeat.
And it’s no surprise to see that he was pals with Studiously Schlubby Sam, the Crypto Con Man.
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Yep. Otherwise, having daddy Musk at home is always a heart-warming, cheerful, fun-filled event.
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Friend who’d been planning to buy one just posted the cancellation of her order, is planning to buy from a competitor.
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Cars are emotional purchases. Hopefully the stink of Musk will turn off future buyers.
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The loaned Tesla 3 that I drove for a couple of days drew squinty-eyed appraisal and critique from me and the loaner. The visible hands-on mechanical doodads inside and outside looked dodgy. (ex: “This looks like it’ll break off pretty soon.”)
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