I don’t know. The Hyperloop was never intended to work as a transport system anyway, so…
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I want him to tea bag a fire ant mount trying to shake those rattlesnakes off.
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Or just try it anyway. Somebody dare him.
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I have a sneaking suspicion that his staff already may have done just that.
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(Thus my joke about it being the perfect solution to prevent people from crossing the border…) 
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Aaaand now I’m re-imagining all the traditional myths where the gods are all like Musk… Let’s see, the Greek myths - yeah, that checks out, actually. The Middle East… hmm, the story of the Flood suddenly has a new, secret backstory, something like… God: “People like boats, but they don’t use them very much. I know, I’ve got the perfect ‘hack’ to make boats more useful!”
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Noah gets pretty detailed instructions for how to survive, though. Musk would have given his followers something that could serve briefly as an ark.
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“Obsessive Animal Collector Builds Boat, Sails Into Mountain.”
Kinda tracks.
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But the ark was basically a cube. That checks out for techbro’s sense of design.
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Somebody really needs to explain to him that he isn’t a facial hair guy.
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Oh wow, I forgot how good that show was, maybe I should rewatch it —while trying to forget that TJ Miller is as terrible the inside as he appears on the outside
…then I remembered HBO imploded & I canceled it 
. Thanks anyway
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Came to this country for economic opportunity and to escape the rampant crime of his home country.
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“please fix this”
Elon said please?
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lols- he is not wearing it backwards, he is just wearing it like a douche…
says someone that knows no cowboys but has definitely ran across some poseur douche-bags.
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Another photo from a different angle has surfaced.
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Came here for this.
Leaving happy.
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always double tap
I feel like this has the same energy as “Please clap.”
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this “illegal” immigration-thing seems el douches new shtick;
The owner of X, formerly Twitter, retweeted a video on Friday that showed refugees and aid workers on a boat. The rightwing account that first put the content on the social media platform used the post to praise the populist far-right Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) party, which has taken a hard line on migration issues.
“Is the German public aware of this?” Musk wrote in his retweet.
The German federal foreign office replied to Musk directly on X, writing: “Yes. And it’s called saving lives.”
“So you’re actually proud of it. Interesting,” he (musk) wrote…
FFS! just go to mars already and leave us the fuck alone you fascist fuck!
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That sounds oddly familiar.
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