Originally published at: Elon puts $100M towards a Musk-a-tonic University
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Erm…and they can tell this for primary school aged children how, exactly?
Sketchy.
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Can’t wait to hear more about VindictiveAssholeU
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Great, another fake university in Austin.
Seeking =/= Getting
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Not too soon to begin designing the deprogramming protocols.
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So: parochial schools for our future engineer overlords. Musk’s anti-Semitic right-wing populist grandfather would be so proud.
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Will the graduates be indentured to work for whomever Musk sells the contract to, with a capped salary?
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Grok will pick them out.
See? It’s all coming together.
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If I remember correctly, when that “University of Austin” was first announced, they listed a Who’s Who of esteemed academics on their Board of Advisors, half of whom quickly said, “Whoa whoa whoa…they just asked me for some advice…I am not associated with that venture and I am not on any board.”
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All teaching and assessment will be delivered through Twitter. It’ll have the same intellectual credibility as Trump University, deliver your credits late written in fluent Nazi, and your certificate will spontaneously burst into flames.
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The fact that he’s investing $100 million in education while he spent $44 billion on a ridiculous social media platform tells you exactly where his priorities lie.
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You misspelled indoctrination there!
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All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
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Given how he approaches anything? I would give it 50/50 odds it’s going to be skull calipers, or this
And, I’m only partly joking!
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I’m sure it will be much better than trump university. Also- has musk considered selling steaks?
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The usual metrics: skin color, social/ethnic background, and of course how much money Mommy and Daddy have in their portfolios.
(I wish it were /s)
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$100 million to his own foundation looks like a tax dodge.
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We’ve reached the “I’m going to start my own university, with black jack and hookers” part of the grift.
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Andrew Tate got there first.
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