Employee of organ donor organization finds three severed heads on his desk

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Originally published at: Employee of organ donor organization finds three severed heads on his desk | Boing Boing

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he said, ‘I don’t know Dale, there’s a lot of strange things happening,’"

Spontaneous Human Combustion is running well above the seasonal average.

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Five more and he would have qualified for the free duffel bag.

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how high wtf GIF

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Only needs two more for one of these.

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“They’re sending donors back because of mold and rot, bugs. It’s deplorable,” Wheatley said.

Seems that some of his colleagues didn’t appreciate Wheatley speaking up.

Sounds like his heart’s just not in it.

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They’ve clearly got a problem with stray body parts there, but it sounds as if the biggest issue isn’t the three severed heads on this guy’s desk so much as the asshole in the manager’s office.

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It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes. - REPO MAN - quickmeme

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He’s neck-deep in heads!

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His manager was just giving him a heads-up.

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maybe it was the manager who left them there.

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I can sympathize. I’ve had days when people kept piling work on my desk faster than I could head them off, even if I worked my ass off.

Sometimes I’ve had to resort to coming in early just to get a head start.

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There is certainly some skullduggery going on in that office.

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He should clean his desk more often.

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I think I’m going to start using an exasperated “I don’t know Dale, there’s a lot of strange things happening” as my standard response to most questions from now on.

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Having a stack of human heads piled up on one’s desk is bad enough without adding disembodied asses to the mix.

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Maybe his boss was commenting because he saw this guy in the hallway:
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Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Witness: “Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

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