yes i just sit up all night watching all the corporate training videos
âWhich gloves?â
âTopâŚGloves.â
I resent gloves.
Itâs like my fingers have been stuffed into solitary confinement cells.
Donât talk to me about mittens, either. Thatâs worse, in its steamy woolen Black-Hole-of-Calcutta way.
Iâm a Minnesota boy: I carry gloves in the winter. But itâs a bitter cold day when you catch me wearing them.
Counterpoint: I hate having cold hands. I also like socks with toes if they fit properly (and hate them if they donât⌠and most of them donât).
Every cliche apart from using the words synergy and paradigm.
yes⌠gloves⌠must obey⌠gloves
Gloves may protect you from disease, but the real question is âwill they protect you when you need them the most, or will they switch allegiance because House Bolton came to their aid against the Ironborn?â
The best part was the chairman wearing pink gloves with his formal suit. And the song. I thought they were going to rhyme âgloveâ with âloveâ somewhere but I guess that would have been too obvious. Better to rhyme glove with words like âworldâ and âintegrity.â Also the people marching in a tight circle for some reason. And the paper airplane at the end, i didnât catch the connection to gloves, may need to watch again.
But hey, being number 1 in the world and owning your own skyscraper could mean theyâre doing something rightâŚ
This is weirdly charming. I love the karaoke section.
I especially liked the black-and-white old-timey photo of their rustic âfirst factoryâ way back in good-oldâŚ1991?
Oh man, that made me cringe because it follows almost the exact arc of our corporate video â I always cringe as I watch ours. The stiff CEO reading his script; shots of folks in the lab; ISO certs; etc â total deja vu.
At least youâre making good use of your time!
My hands get hot in gloves, but the skin chaps in cold air, I wear them,
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