Originally published at: Eric Trump sworn in as a very "special deputy sheriff" - Boing Boing
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He could partner up and do Shit Cop, Worse Cop with Steven Seagal.
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I’m sure the badge will make Fredo a very happy boy. They were wise not to give him the plastic gun, cuffs, and whistle that also come in the dollar store blister pack; he might hurt himself with them.
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Oh, the perks of being wealthy…
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Very special, bless his heart.
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Coming soon, to a bargain bin near you, Steven Segal in “Desk Job”!
Edit to smallify gif.
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Its always fun to reference when real martial artist/stuntman Gene Lebell put Steven Seagal into a chokehold. Making Seagal involuntary crap himself.
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Special deputy sheriff or ‘special’ deputy sheriff?
Giggling at the thought of Eric Trump trying to remember the words of the Miranda warning.
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Man, this reboot sucks. He’s nowhere near as entertaining (or competent) as the original. [Heaven help us if they issue Eric a gun!]
Or am I thinking of the wrong attempted reboot? If Eric is Deputy Enos (or more likely Deputy Cletus Hogg) and Donald is Boss Hogg, who’s Sheriff Rosco?
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… David Clarke? Joe Arpaio? Giuliani?
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Enos was a good guy. A little dumb, but good hearted. Roscoe was too, when push came to shove. Hell, the Dukes were the ones driving around with a confederate flag painted on their car, which they called the General Lee. In hindsight, I’m pretty sure the Dukes weren’t the good guys in that show.
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I think “special deputy sheriff” sets the value of the badge.
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I bet when Eric was a kid (or maybe now), if a pilot gave him one of those sets of plastic pilot’s wings, he’d think that he can fly the plane.
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But they were makin’ their way… the only way they knew how… /s
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Their respective actors have also turned out to not be great people, either.
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