Esquire interviews a man who supersized his penis with $16,000 surgery

Even if the surgery works well in the near-term, how long do those “silicone sheath” implants last? He’s 23 now, so assuming he still has unlimited access to Cialis he’s probably planning to use it for at least the next half century or so.

I don’t think I’d want to implant anything in my body that came with a limited warranty unless my life depended on it.

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I wanna check back on this dumbass in 20 years, see how it all worked out for him.

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If it’s every 15 years and he lives another 60 - he’s got 4 repenisings to look forward to.

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Yikes, I’ve owned cars that lasted longer than that.

I’ll keep my stock cock, thanks.

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‘Factory’ make and model, aint mad…

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Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to my huge dick…

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That’s EXACTLY how that article sounded to my ears…

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He just needs to meet the right woman.

(And if you’re thinking “Hey, that looks unusual. Maybe I should…” No. You’ve been warned.)

Monkey’s … paw.

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With luck that will be this gentleman’s lot.

I don’t wish that on anyone, but it might save some “girls” a lot of trouble.

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Today my vocabulary acquired a new verb.

Uh, thanks?

I’ll take your word for that.

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That’s a bit harsh. His body, his choice after all…:person_shrugging:
No different than women who decide to have enormous breast augmentations or people with excessive plastic surgeries. Some end up regretting their decisions some don’t. Different strokes…

It’s sad to see this poor boy tie so much of his self esteem to a body part that nobody else cares a whit about though. I’m certain as he gets older he’ll realize that nobody really cares about dick size.

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As a young man, one of the most useful things I heard concerning penis size was from a woman who said: “Yes, size matters, but not as much as you think. Some dicks are too small, some are too big, some are just right. Any of them can be fun under the right circumstances.”

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I am here just to point out that it should be “papi” (with stress in the first syllable), not “papí” (stressed at the end), in the quoted pleasure screams.

Jazzy Jeff Mrs Maisel GIF by The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

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It’s still gross bragging, in any language; spelled correctly or not.

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Hee hee

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I hope he finds and settles down with a nice horse

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What the hell does this have to do with his dick?

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