🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

“A report released Wednesday by Senate Republicans found that the role of Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, on the board of the Ukrainian energy company Burisma was “awkward” and at times “problematic” for U.S. officials dealing with the country, but provides no new evidence and found no instance of policy being altered as a result of his role.”

So the best they could come up with, even with Russian assistance, was “It didn’t look good.” We already knew that. They are not just partisan hacks, they are incompetent partisan hacks!

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But tariffs are good for the US! We’re screwing China! Mexico is paying for the wall! SO. MUCH. WINNING! Why does Elon Musk hate America?

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Long story short, one of the main guys behind this bullshit where people accuse others of being pedos runs image boards that pedos hang out on.

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Remember the Epic Meal Time guys? You know, the canadians who literally put on pounds of bacon on top of everything. Well Trump got a reception at the Ginsberg tribute that’s the equivalent of the Epic Meal Time guys walking into a vegan convention.

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Maybe you shouldn’t support dictators, Elon…

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https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1309120336055672835

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I’m so torn on this.

On the one hand, I’m really sorry we can’t see the expression on his face during the boos, because of the mask.

But on the other hand, given we’re in the midst of a pandemic, I’m so, so sorry he is the president of the United States.

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Aw, come on Lindsey, nobody hates your guts. Your guts are probably the most likeable and attractive part of you. They hate your personality, intellect, who you are as a person, etc., etc.

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aliens will pay for the moon base

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Then the Chinese will pay for the wall between the US and Chinese moonbases.

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And when the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence released its five volume report Russian Active Measures, Campaigns and Interference in the 2016 US Election in August, the committee voted for it 14-1, and the dissenting vote felt that it didn’t go far enough. (“Collusion!”)

https://www.axios.com/warner-senate-intel-committee-russia-report-c0019f7a-bfe6-49b6-8889-8cdfea7086b0.html

I’m looking for who, if anyone, voted on this report and not finding anything.

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More of the “you can’t take what I say literally” school of libel/slander litigation avoidance.

Started by Trump - perfected by Musk - now being brought everywhere. Just more of the - “there are no facts” strategy of undermining accountability and reporting.

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Highly recommended. There are no doubts in my mind, whatsoever.

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Yeah but Musk has the same superpower as the rest of the far right: sucking up all the attention. It’s what they are actually good at.

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And there you have it. By extension the courts have thus ruled that people who take Tucker Carson seriously are not reasonable people.

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The next challenge is convincing advertisers of his show about that too.

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If only that was a relevant factor in determining eligibility to, you know, vote for world leaders…wouldn’t that be great?

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I know you’re being tongue in cheek, but voter suppression is bad enough already.

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