🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

I know. I’m not at all for voter suppression, no matter how much they’re ruining the world. I’m glad you understood my tone, even in the internetz. I immediately considered editing that post, but figured, what the hell? It’s Friday. I :heart: bbs.

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From the photo caption (the woman in full MAGA gear is Gagnon):

Gagnon is a Canadian citizen, but her “love” for Trump’s father, Donald Trump, has persuaded her to start the process of becoming a citizen of the United States. “I’m so anxious to become a citizen and it’s because President Trump has energized me,” Gagnon said.

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Canada is not sending us their best…

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Meanwhile…

“I never knew the guy…”

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No, they are not!:joy: *
Aside from the crumbling of the democratic republic I call home, and the horribly confusing, “what the what?!?” at her statement, the saddest part about this is that Rolly’s was the one place in town a person could get a decent grilled English muffin with corned beef hash in this town. And now I will never eat there again. :frowning:

*although hats off to Schitt’s Creek! That was a bright spot this month.

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https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/1309552016490934272?s=19

Some analysts and pundits questioned why Putin is extending the offer now. A Bloomberg report on Friday provided some clues. It cited US officials and a former Kremlin insider saying Putin is growing increasingly worried that Trump may lose to Biden.

Lolololol

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That is equal parts frustrating as hell and hilarious. “Now that we have mercilessly screwed you over and left you a smoking hole, I propose we mutually agree that you cannot do that to me.”

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Yeah. Biden and Putin’s relationship is going to be like this if Biden wins

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OT, but that room is so weird. Is that a bread machine and some ice cube trays on an old waterbed frame?

On Topic: assuming Lucifur is the one in the cabinet, he’s an evil genius.

After a brief speech, Trump happily shook hands with many of the people who came to cheer him, hugging some of them, posing closely for selfies and generally showing little regard for the possibility of spreading COVID-19. He did not wear a face covering.

If anyone deserves a smack from probability, it’s him. (I wonder if Vlad sent him a little gift?)

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Somebody is going to compel one of Trump’s children to appear somewhere?

Is there going to be a shootout with the Secret Service first?

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I understand what you intend by that, but: without the context here, that statement is highly ambiguous as to who “we” and “you” are.

And speaking of smoking holes, a reminder of what the US-backed Yeltsin did to the Russian Parliament:

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That part of the story also got my goat. We’re seeing a spate of outbreaks here, and DJTJ just rolls in to town and presses the flesh like nothing’s happening. So reckless. Argh :confounded:

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But I thought it was supposed to be China and Ukraine doing all the meddling??

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https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1308844213015130113?s=19

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1309651263357886465?s=19

Here’s the crux of the conservative strategy these days :rofl:

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Brianna Keilar, Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper – they’ve been hammering on Trump and his surrogates several times a day.

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Well fuck, they found one. One, but guarantee it will be spun as a regular occurrence.

Edit: Typos due to not enough coffee. Correcting that now.

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My congressional district is um… something else.

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Holy. Fucking. Shit.
What the actual fuck?!?
I remember a few years ago reading about the shooting ranges selling targets with Obama on them, and I thought that was way too far, but beating an actual effigy?
We are legitimately on the cusp of a civil war here. Stay safe. Stay strong.

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