Trump is better for the economy. /s
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Maybe he* just stopped in to say, “howdy, doody.” ???
So surreal.
*Assuming you posted the video to highlight Gumby’s attendance.
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That was indeed the purpose, yeah. I’ve spent far too much time just soaking up the video over the last few days.
Oh, pity.
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One’s life is a dump?
It’s all kissing rump?
You ask “how high” when they say jump?
One’s career hits a slump?
Or, here’s my favorite:
Once one goes Trump,
You have to ask what kind of incriminating evidence they have on you to get you to be such an unconscionable prick, not even in your own best interest.
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Trump left Walter Reed - then right back into Walter Reed?
He must have collapsed in the armored vehicle.
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Some serious third-rate dictator shit, this. And i feel for the people stuck in the car with him putting their lives at risk just so his ego can be stroked.
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Stock prices aren’t going rise on their own!
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I thought that was if his hemlines were long? Because nobody wants to see that.
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I guess the freezer trucks full of corpses outside hospitals were just something that happens?
Also:
“Don’t tell anyone.”
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Not a single member of his family has visited him. They could have waved from behind the glass etc.
I guess they’re all practicing says - “Donald Trump? I hardly know him.”
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Full story:
Isn’t it time for another impeachment? Is reckless endangerment not in the category of “high crime and misdemeanor”?
ETA
https://twitter.com/sethabramson/status/1312877897699397633?s=21
ETA 2:
He left minutes before the futures markets opened, and now they are up. Mission accomplished, I guess?
Because a rising stock market is about the only thing he has going for him at this point.
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They’re up for an hour. They won’t stay there.
Edit; of course the argument for stocks rising is that people see Trump leaving not Walter Reed - but the White House.
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Whether or not they do won’t really have any effect on 99% of us anyway.
I mean I watch the market because I have a bunch of my retirement locked up in it, but it’s not like I can be like, “hmm feeling strapped today, I think I’ll withdraw a few mil from the stonkatorium lol”. Not like these rich fuckers.
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I’ve been holding my millions in my mattress so I can buy on the dip when Trump gets transferred to the Presidential Leper Colony.
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Trumpilon.
With more leprosy and less butterflies.
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Cult 45
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Typhoid Trump!
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Not just hyperbole.
Edit - first post debate poll in from NBC and the Wall Street Journal; Biden up by 14 points. 53% to 39%.
Loser is losing.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/biden-scores-14-point-lead-over-trump-in-poll-after-debate-11601816400
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