🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

According to WDIV, the homeowner told sheriff’s deputies that some signs disappeared from her yard recently but were returned. She said she had been unaware of the razor blades.

wow! so it’s actually not the homeowner’s fault at all. it’s an actual conspiracy! id bet it’s probably the clintons harvesting the signs for their marrow. /s

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Obviously an Antifa false flag operation in… her yard. They’re everywhere! /s

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Paging Beschizza… I have a new photoshop idea to run past you.

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It needs an arm holding a cross, casting a shadow across his face.

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The quiet part out loud…

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Holy shit. Yeah, I’m sure the cops ask about their voting record before tackling them or shooting them in the back.

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and so it begins…

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and it will be appealed, and then the higher court will say the first judge got some minor point wrong and send it back to be ruled on again, and then that ruling will be appealed, and then

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The New York Times finds yet more evidence that the President has the mentality of a five-year-old (and not a healthy five-year-old).

He’s at the point where he’s looking to the developmentally disabled guy from The Goonies for inspiration now.

sloth-shirt

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I’m surprised he didn’t want to do a Willy Wonka somersault.

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He’s less a “Willy Wonka” type than an amalgam of all the spoiled kids’ flaws reconstituted into a single person, with a little Oompa Loompa color thrown in for good measure.

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But Sloth was a cool, good guy. Trump is a hemorrhoid.

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I fully support an attempted forward-falling roll by Trump. I would pay good money for a genuine, unabridged, no-hands attempt. I’d pay more if it was on gravel.

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Off the balcony.

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For that I would empty my bank account.

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Especially if it was one of those reverse-mosh-pit moments where the crowd parts to avoid having to catch him.

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Hey, social distancing. Once he gets 6 feet above you, you have to move.

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