🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

Everyone else is the idiot and a disaster…never Nostradumbass.

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Da, the best kind of disinformation network.

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This thing isn’t over till it’s over and we can’t afford to take anything for granted but it’s still refreshing to see Trump feeling so defeated.

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Let’s see which left wing learning publication is griping about Trump being compromised by foreign powers today…

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Great; let him feel as demoralized as most of the country has felt for the past for years.

Also I see it as a very positive sign, if 45 is now struggling to maintain his magical thinking.

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Yes, but the language he’s using is only slightly more pessimistic than what he was saying this time 4 years ago:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vox.com/platform/amp/policy-and-politics/2016/11/8/13561676/donald-trump-closing-argument-loss-waste

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“And maybe I’ll lose because they’ll say I’m not a nice person,” Trump said. “I think I am a nice person. I help people. I like to help people.”

:face_vomiting:

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“But I love everybody, all people.” -Erich Mielke, Chief of the Stasi. (For anyone else who doesn’t speak German.)

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I seriously doubt he’s ever performed a single truly selfless act in his life.

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He just admitted to committing a crime.

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Word; this is the same guy rumored to have thrown rocks at a younger, smaller baby when he was a toddler or preschooler.

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I bet Exxon is just thrilled by this publicity.

What company wouldn’t want the world to know they paid tens of millions of dollars to a historically unpopular authoritarian President in an illegal quid-pro-quo for drilling permits?

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Holy crap that whole speech is unhinged even for Trump.

Here he is locking up the women’s vote by insisting that no married woman minds being called a “suburban housewife” (even after at least one woman in the audience apparently signals that she does).

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Trump Preps for Presidential Debate by Continually Shitting on the Black Woman Moderating It

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One has to wonder who would even want the job, and WHY.

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He then brought up Guthrie again, whom he said was “like a crazed lunatic, literally rising out of her chair screaming questions.”

That’s literally what the White House Press Corps is for.

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But that isn’t what made him connect with every man across the continental United States—that was reserved for the moment when he had to drop money in the collection bucket. That’s when the president pulled money from his wallet, flipped through it, counted it, held it up to the sky so the people in the back could see that they were, indeed, $20 bills. He shuffled them through his hands, leaned over to Melania and shout-whispered: “I’m bout to put all these twenties in the money bucket!” He then balled one of the twenties up, shook it in his hand, and shot it like dice. He then picked the twenty up and smoothed it over his knee before finally placing it in the bucket.

If there wasn’t video proof I would have guessed this story was a joke. Because that’s the world we live in now.

And he looked so pleased with himself afterward.

It’s probably the first time he’s ever given anything charitable (it was probably taxpayer dollars, though – so maybe not actually charitable).

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