That’s a pretty pathetic Photoshop job. They didn’t even bother to match the font for “PRESIDENT” and “GORE.”
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because i never get tired of it, here’s another explainer about the whole 4 seasons presser–
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lol
ETA seems like a Hatch Act violation, too…
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That one cracks me up, too! What kind of coddled snowflakes pay someone else to do their yard work? (JK, obviously, but the R message is always so: we work hard, we do it ourselves!)
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If he’s a Trumpist - he doesn’t actually pay them.
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Excellent point. He did just say “uses” not “pays.” Lol.
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A presidency that began with Trump’s descent into a golden lobby ended in a landscaping company’s parking lot
A delightfully fitting end but Onion and Daily Mash writers are all, like…
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Well this really makes the flowers grow.
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Promise? (This suits me fine! 
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Breaking news on CNN is that Trump wants to start doing rallies.
Of course he would go for the burn it down option.
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Which is kind of weird. Trump’s campaign flushed a huge amount of cash, with little to show for it, got a billionaire refill in the last month or so, and is still in the red?
There a big leak somewhere, but I can’t imagine where it’s going. 
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I had hoped that Trump hadn’t thought of covering those bases, but it was probably a random appointment.
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jake tapper last night after hearing someone talk about trump’s feelings one too many times–
TAPPER: He’s not a seven-year-old kid who lost an ice skating competition and we all need to understand that feelings have been hurt and, you know, that there’s some maturation that we shouldn’t expect. He is a 74-year-old president of the United States and he lost re- election. And you know what? That’s okay. That happens. It happened to George H.W. Bush, it happened to Jimmy Carter. It’s happened to nine other or eight other previous presidents and he’s the 11th to not be reelected. His emotional needs, frankly, are irrelevant. And I don’t think that we should – I mean, I think we should note it because it’s historical, but I don’t think we need to bend over backwards and pretend that the country moving on and MAGA nation moving on depends upon what Joe Biden does. Like Joe Biden is going to do what he can. And if a chunk of the leaders of the Republican Party want to drag the nation down with them, that’s up to them.
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Trump? Trump didn’t think of anything. As if he knows the internal details of an administration.
The guy had help. Enablers. Accomplices. The ones that were in it for the grift will discreetly abscond soon enough. The ones with an ideological agenda, the fanatics, that’s another story.
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Kudos for WaPo for running the story with that cover photo. Trump looks like a deranged ape when he tries to project false confidence like that.
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Rookie mistake. If you’re gonna ’shop something, you’ve gotta go all out. Not just pick “Arial” from the font selector because it’s the literal first one on the list.
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