🍊🍊🍊🀑🀑 Even More Trumpian Events 🀑🀑🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

12 Likes

This might seem like a minor thing in the context of all the actually important changes that are now possible in US politics but I always found it so telling that Trump couldn’t even related to an animal known for its loyalty. On balance I’m glad he didn’t have a dog in the White House for the optics because I just know it would have been at best ignored and at worst mistreated. But it’s good to see that that particular tradition is back as well.

12 Likes

I’ve uuuhh, had to do that…

3 Likes

20 Likes

So he’s just a…stand-up now?

3 Likes

Getting into the Fat Elvis period. Pretty soon he’ll have a permanent gig at some casino in Florida with plenty of golf cart access.

11 Likes

Clowns angry that they had their photo taken at the circus

https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1325807887080431622

The suit comes as UPI was considering a copyright infringement cease and desist order against the couple to stop them from using the photo on a series of bizarre holiday greeting cards they had printed, News Radio 1120 reported last week.

Greenblatt told the news station that the McCloskeys never obtained permission to use the photo, and he sent an invoice to the couple for $1,500. β€œI am in the business of selling images. I do not give them away for free,” Greenblatt noted in the bill.

Mark McCloskey posted a copy of the invoice on his Facebook page, saying it β€œmade my day” and claiming Greenblatt β€œstole” the image by taking the photograph.

12 Likes

Isn’t he supposed to be a lawyer?

17 Likes

That is the damn truth.

13 Likes

Really, this is why shouts of β€œmeritocracy!” are so embarrassingly out of touch. If we actually embraced that concept, these chucklefucks would never have an opportunity to become headline news in the first place.

7 Likes
7 Likes

The election night victory party at the White House may not have been a good idea.

16 Likes

I feel confident that Stephen Miller will be able to find a suitable position as a caddy at the Trump golf course in Dubai.

11 Likes

But what if you like Arial?

I like Arial. There. I said it.

11 Likes
15 Likes

Between OANN, The Blaze and Breitbart, I am certain this is true. It will make it much easier to ignore them, though.

8 Likes

Well, it’s better than a Helvetica scenario on any day.

2 Likes

[shudder]

2 Likes

Who didn’t see this coming?

edited to fix linky

12 Likes

He found somebody probably willing to use deadly force against peaceful protesters.

13 Likes