🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

Oop, my mistake. So embarrassing.

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Educator. Maybe more important!

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As if this guy would end up where he’d actually belong…
No, in yet another instalment of Life Imitates Art (Shitshow Edition), this guy will end up in his own TV show, complete with at least one daily meltdown live and in colour. Possibly on KCTV.

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Is 74 fucking years old, obese, out of shape and he has Covid.

I really wish other people would stop acting like that orange muthafucka is gonna be around forever.

He’s NOT.

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To be fair, the second gentleman is absolutely doing that. He quit his law firm to devote himself to being second gentleman. And this time, the First Lady will NOT be quitting her job as a prof. :woman_shrugging:

I’d say equally important.

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That’s honestly pleasant news. Thanks!

Still against unpaid labor though.

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Agreed. It’s pretty regressive and will probably only change once we have a woman in the white house as president.

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And she had a woman First Lady!

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Ok, strictly not a lawyer, but let’s logic this. In a sperm donor pregnancy, it is known that the spouse is not the biological father. The equal protection clause should then hold that males and females are considered equal before the law. What am I missing? Oh, yeah, assholes. Forgot about them. Carry on.

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Establishing paternity gives a child a legal father. It also gives the father both rights and obligations related to helping take care of his child. It is important for the child to know who they are. By knowing both parents, a child gains a sense of identity and belonging. Both parents have the right to establish a healthy relationship with their child(ren) and a responsibility to care for their child(ren). Making the relationship legal from the beginning provides a greater opportunity for a healthy relationship and insures the father’s rights to a relationship with his child. Legal fathers have all of the same parental rights and responsibilities as the mother, including the right to seek custody or parenting time.

How is Paternity Established?

A man is presumed to be a child’s legal father if;

  • He and his wife are married when the child is born, or
  • If the child is born no later than 300 days after the marriage ends”

It’s in the child’s interest to have support and parental rights assured- except…

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Yeah, that needs to change, doesn’t it? Maybe start with “parent” rather than “father”, and “person” rather than “man.”
On that subject, Keanu Reeves has my mostest favorite quote about fatherhood:

“You know, Mrs. Buchman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.”

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Trash President Unelect says what?

/Karma sips her tea.

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:man_facepalming:

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OITNB-alex-kidding-me|nullxnull

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The firing squads would only be for federal crimes not state…

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His ego might not let him take the Pence-pardon route, and self-pardon might be too big a hairball for even the present court.

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some places seem to be doing it right:

According to Chief Deputy City Auditor Amanda Lamb, the auditor’s office wanted to make some technical corrections to the document for the Charter Review Commission, which is tasked with reviewing the charter once each decade. While combing through the document for accuracy, Lamb said the office decided to strike the gender-specific language as well.

“We did it to make sure the city charter is as inclusive as can be,” said Lamb.

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Exile to Rat Island in NYC.

Prisoner to be given a tent, a bag of seeds, a fishing line a a cistern to collect rain water. All the guano with help with his garden.

I’m sure the sightseeing boats will add a sail by to their list. If you hit Donnie with a rotten tomatoe - your ticket is free!

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