🍊🍊🍊🀑🀑 Even More Trumpian Events 🀑🀑🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

In case you were starting to feel sane today…

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Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

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Voting on things is basically a politician’s job. You have to be a big coked-up idiot to get that part wrong.

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Eh - when I see someone who’s clearly wrong both in their thoughts and morals - it doesn’t make me question my sanity.

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Yes, but current events are certainly straining my sanity to the breaking point…

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OFFS.

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Christ on a cracker, every time I see them use β€œChina Virus” I want to scream.

β€œThat’s what the tweet was all about,” Meadows said. β€œAnd I think you’re going to hear an announcement later today which really β€” he had to make sure that they felt the heat. If they don’t see the light, they need to feel the heat because the American people are suffering.”

So, I guess the whole β€œit’s just the normal flu”, and β€œit will just disappear, like a miracle” bullshit is totally forgotten now. NOW we are suffering, after 170,000 dead and 6 months of horseshit.

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So… Will it be a Russia-style vaccine with slashed corners, or will the MyPillow guy be there?

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Homeopathic Laetrile?

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I guess the leopards won’t be going hungry…

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If it’s so great why are they waiting to maximize media exposure? Why don’t they just announce it now? They do know as president he can basically call a press conference any damn time they want, right?

As always it’s about eyes, not substance.

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And lately, the bigger the buildup, the more β€˜non’ the non-event. I predict:

  • He wanders in with the doctors-of-the-week, thirty minutes late.
  • He mumbles incoherently about plots to ruin his election.
  • He uses the words β€œdeep state” at least twice.
  • He takes between two and ten questions.
  • Answers between zero and one.
  • Loses his temper.
  • Leaves without waving bye-bye.
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The big question is, can he drag it out for more than two hours?

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Yup, I’m sure. Or he just gives a low energy pre-written speech and walks away without answering any questions.

I think another key here is the word β€œtherapeutic”. Even if it is not some kind of snake oil like the past few supposed therapeutics he’s glommed onto doesn’t really mean jack shit for preventing the spread of the virus in the first place. It will probably even be harmful as low information people will think this is a cure and take even fewer precautions.

I’ll bet money that this supposed β€œmiracleβ€œ is just more hydroxychloroquine/oleandrin kind of bullshit being touted as a cure.

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Completely unbiased (not really, it’s written by the founder of the company making this drug) article with a possible contender for tomorrow’s announcement.

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Can’t wait to miss this.

Also note how 50% of the list ends with the name Trump.

After how unexpectedly wonderful the DNC was, I can’t imagine how much of a shit show the RNC will be. In past years I’d hate-watch the RNC, but this year I definitely will not be watching.

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Trump’s getting that from his β€œChristian” Right friends.

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This is not a joke list by the way, additional RNC speakers include:

  • Racist St. Louis couple that waved guns at BLM protestors
  • Racist Native American harassing, anti-abortion protesting MAGA hat kid
  • UFC president
  • Eric Trump’s wife

Really calling in the A-listers here.

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So the likely announcement of a β€œbreakthrough therapeutic” will be… something that’s already being done,

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