🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

He didn’t get his fix in Tulsa.

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Gen Z:

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I suspect no one has the heart to tell him that just because someone sets off a metal detector, remembers to take the keys out of their pocket and walks through again doesn’t mean that they actually count as two people.

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Not even a whole 7K?

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Yoinked.

Thanks!

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My favorite response to that tweet:

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I’m just so completely sick of the Democrats preemptively declaring defeat.

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Maybe all media companies should now be run by teenagers?

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https://twitter.com/finwhe/status/1274802190792617985?s=20

This. This is just so, so good. For a short moment I actually felt the pit in my stomach that Trump’s data analysts will be feeling.

To quote from the thread:

Like I can’t even tell you how much this whole thing makes me both smile and just internally clench because I know what it feels like to stare down the barrel of a billion records you spent excessive time/money compiling and it’s all fucking wasted.”

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Works for me. Make it so!

Edit: teenage girls please.

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Yeah, I would also trust your own numbers. Sure. “We got 1,000,000 ticket requests”, “we got 12,000 people going through metal detectors”…

So, let’s count together, shall we?

Even if the number for the detectors the Stupid Campain gives would be correct, I would have a look if people would have to walk though on their way out again.

That said, if that would be the cause of the different number, this would effectively mean that less than 12k people attended, because a) they would surely round up their metal detector numbers, b) they would surely have several people who went through more than once.

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They could be passing more articles of impeachment, against whoever they want, EVERY DAY

or every week at least

How often do those buffoons commit crimes? How hard is it to find another one? They don’t have to hold hearings first. There’s nothing in the Constitution about hearings. Just write it up and vote on it.

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Every waking minute.

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Trump accuses Obama of possible treason according to the Hill.

JFC

Trump is flailing.

Also…

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Oh and why not just tank the economy for the hell of it?..

…White House adviser Navarro says China trade deal is ‘over’.

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Last night:

Trump wanted to be alone while he inspected the bunker again?

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They were expecting the toddler tantrum of all toddler tantrums, complete with the blowing of a major bloodvessel?

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