Exciting new fashion trend — plastic genitals to attach to your Crocs

Next, crocs to attach to your genitals.

Or have we done that one?

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OK, actually . . . this is perfect for my annual gag gift that I give to a good friend of mine. Thanks @boingboing!

Interesting list of items to also look at, that Amazon maybe thinks are based on this item?

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I know a local woman who makes earrings out of all sorts of wacky objects. . . .

So now I know what to expect.

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I do not have the photo on hand, but can vividly remember the biggest/best pair I saw. They were on a Tonka Truck-esque rusty Dodge Ram with light rack and Barbie pink rattle can paint job. I wish I could remember the cutesy name on the back. Hope to see it again next time I go to the UP.

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Jesus Fucking Christ! Confirmation that not only has civilization ended, but it’s also never coming back!

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