Originally published at: Finally, you can buy a pair of testicles for your Crocs | Boing Boing
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Re-boing?
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Looks at feet. Nice imitation crocks there (5 €).
Well, what do you know, you might be right, but as the saying goes:
“Men divide in two groups: wankers, and liars”.
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…blood red nuts
…fleshy pink
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Reminds me of this old Achewood. I give you…the ChatSack Triple-Play.
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Thanks, now Amazon thinks I am interested in genital jewellery for my shoes.
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They’re not just for trucks anymore.
Croc Nuts!
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Do the world a favor - get your super-macho giant pickup fixed. The world doesn’t need more of these creatures.
Same goes for crocs.
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“You thought stubbing your toe was bad - just wait!!”
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As Bob Barker said (and Drew Carey continues to say something similar) at the end of each episode of The Price Is Right, “Help control the vehicle population. Have your truck spayed or neutered.”
Well, some people treat their vehicles like pets, right?
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Destined to become earrings at your local pop-up crafts fair.
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Be prepared to start seeing ads for vulvoccasins.
ETA: should have went with peeny loafers. Dammit.
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honestly, that was my first thought. Ear Balls kind of has a ring to it, no?
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Before today, I didn’t know I didn’t need this. Now I definitely know I don’t need this.
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Boob boots?
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Testicles on the outside of your Crocs? That’s just silly, everyone knows crocodiles have internal testes.
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I wonder if they’ll start making them to go with beer too. 
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