Finally, you can buy a pair of testicles for your Crocs

Can I buy a tiny pair of Crocs to dangle from my nuts?

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I pulled myself off by my boot straps.

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“stop trying to croc block me!”

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I mean…


There’s more than one company making testicles for guns, too. Seems redundant, but…

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Is that the Compensator?

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If you need a cover for them, these guys will fit you up

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I don’t know about all you bois, but whether on the back of a truck or on your crocs or whatever… this is one Big! Red! Flag!

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Internal. And if not their own… others.

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Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don’t

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“Croc-Nuts: Because Crocs Aren’t Silly Enough Already.”

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I’ll confess that when these were featured on BoingBoing last year, I bought a set as a joke for a friend. He wore them on his crocs, while our families vacationed together, and in front of his teenagers, for a week. That was absolutely worth every penny.

“Daaaaad! Nooooo! Stop!!!”

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Really popular in hospitals.

If it’s good enough for the fine health care workers keeping us alive and healthy it’s good enough for me.

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Is this because they’re easy to clean? Or they’re just that comfy? Or both?

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