Originally published at: Exciting new fashion trend — plastic genitals to attach to your Crocs | Boing Boing
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People are still wearing Crocs? That’s even more surprising than Crocs Balls.
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Somewhere in China there’s a factory making crock nuts.
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Hey, remember when educated millennials who were complaining about housing and education costs got slammed by some in the media for ‘wasting their money’ on avocado toast? You know, food?
I wonder how those same media outlets cover this atrocity. 
Also, gross.
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First you work from home.
Then you give up shoes for slippers.
As your feet hurt from lack of support, you think maybe some “house crocs”.
Walking the dog around the block isn’t really going out is it?
Next thing you know, you’re at the corner liquor store in your crocs. It’s a shameful spiral. At least they’re soft.
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I know nurses who wear Crocs. They said they give good support and cushion while being easy to clean and sterilize. When it’s vomit and blood all over the shoes, ease of cleaning is king
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I know nurses wear them but I didn’t know civilians wear them in the wild. I assume that nurses aren’t the target audience for Croc Balls.
Oh, god. Do you think some nurses will attach these to their crocs?
eta: my mom was a retired nurse who kept her license active until she was 86 years old. She wore crocs 
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Ewwww no way. Unless they find some way to make it into a morbid and dry joke
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Those would be gonads, not genitals. Hooray for Health class!
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Maybe a urology or fertility nurse with a good sense of humor.
I have a pair and they don’t go any further than my driveway if I’m taking the trash out and just need something I can slip on. (They look stupid AF but they are comfy.)
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Crocodiles have internal testes and a single penis that does not look much like these. They don’t have breasts at all, though I guess I can respect the imagination of whoever decided that if they did, they would have two tiny pairs on their back.
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i hate truck nuts, but for some reason these amuse me to no end. i think it’s because it’s not such a weird hyper-masculine thing? anyway, i look forward to seeing a pair of crocs adorned with dicks or balls.
So, anger over the Boxer Rebellion aftermath continues. I don’t blame them… but this is going too far.
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Maybe some in Urology…
Just imagine them bumping into alternating heels as one bounces down the hallway to exam room 3…
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Castration for truck nuts seems appropriate. These tiny imitations just seem silly.
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