Existence of Super Mario's penis challenged


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#2

In comics, TV shows, and movies aimed at general audiences, characters in a state of undress will usually lack … certain anatomical features…


#3

It doesn’t matter what plumbing he has, he’s presenting as male and using a male name and pronouns. Respect his gender identity.


#4

Mario: Trans man. Wears packer only occasionally.


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I recall reading similar theories that Superman is also, uh, lacking, amply supported by the evidence that for many years in the comics all he has there is conspicuous shading.

ETA: There it is.
http://www.iancgbell.clara.net/vortex/superman/


#7

Must. Not. Click. On. TVTropes. Link.

TVTropes is an even bigger productivity killer for me than Wikipedia.


#8

Nonsense, it will help you. Click it. Cliiiiiiick it.


#9

No one’s questioning his male gender. They’re just questioning whether or not he has a penis. Your comment would seemingly indicate that you were aware that those two things are not strictly related.


#10

You know, if Mario both has and does not have a penis, that would be a perfect example of Schrodinger’s Dick.


#11

Careful, that waveform is gonna collapse when you try to observe the results.


#12

That’s only because no one is quite certain what alien junk looks like


#13

Didn’t ya’ know??? Mario is actually ‘Maria’!


#14

I’ve always wanted to know… what is the difference between Pacman and Ms Pacman?


#15

Get right outta town!


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