Facebook plans to fix everything by rebranding under a new name

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I was going to say Weyland-Yutani, but that’s a better fit for SpaceX.

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And this would enable subscription fees. “Facebook is free and always will be” .

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Ye.

I’m sure it’s not taken yet.

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Base it in Ethiopia. Is ye.et taken?

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Theranos has a really snappy sound to it.

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I mean, internet.org is Facebook’s push to turn people in the third world into new customers masquerading as a non profit charity. So you kind of have a point there.

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I assume the Artist Previously Known as Kanye West has picked that one up.

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Oooohhhh! Hire Kanye and rebrand to Donda! Yeah! That’s the ticket!

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