'FAKE NEWS is the enemy,' Trump texts to fans, blaming failure on 'SABOTAGE' by 'SWAMP' creatures

If his loyal supporters can’t raise $100 million by Sunday, God will call him up to Heaven and all us suckers will be left down here in the Swamp. DONATE NOW!

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All hail the infinite cephalapod!

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sshh! Don’t say the word! Unspeakable things will kick into gear if you say that to the correct ‘small group of people’

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Oh hai!

Narf! The image I grabbed was from a story about Trump, 2013.

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fine with me

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63 million suckers if the voting numbers are to be believed.

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His new one. Before that, it was millionare suckers.

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actually the incompetence of the Trump administration strikes again - it’s not a small group of people it’s a group of small people… Elves are in charge of the covfefe.

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So… Does that mean the US president has declared the US president to be the enemy? That will make for a fun civil war…

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Eating KFC with a knife and fork? WTF? The man is a monster.

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Much like the contents of the buckets

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Jesus Christ, dude. That’s LAGOON creatures, not a SWAMP creature.

I suppose all wetland monsters look the same to you people. :rage:

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It’s a MAR-A-LAGOONO creature.

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yeah! what ever happened to “finger licking good” ? the old white bearded southern gentleman will be rolling in his grave

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Proof positive that most bit.ly links lead to something nasty that will cost you.

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