'FAKE NEWS is the enemy,' Trump texts to fans, blaming failure on 'SABOTAGE' by 'SWAMP' creatures


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/31/fake-news-is-the-enemy.html


#2

There are a million suckers born every minute


#3

Someone has to pay for his lawyers.


#4

Why exactly are they still demanding money?

That’s what a sucker list is for. The exact reasons – campaign 2020, legal defence fund, gold toilet savings account – don’t matter as long as they can gull the weak-witted into handing over nice fungible cash.


#5

He’d better get their cash now before it all goes to higher insurance premiums.


#6

These same people are buying up Jim Bakker Buckets. Buy now while supplies last!

$165 bucket of fake food. Fools and their money…


#7

“And if you donate at the Gold level, we’ll give you this Trump University degree!”


#8

But they are still outpaced by phantom “illegal voters”


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#10
  1. Eat in bucket
  2. Shit in bucket
  3. Repeat

Follow these simple steps and have food to eat forever!


#11

is that what’s in there?


#12

So “drain the swamp” already, Lil’ Trumpy.


#13

“I have no comment on these allegations.”


#14

Just to add a bit of fuel to any conspiracy fires out there …

It gives him a list of people he can count on to be loyal when he stages his coup to keep power and create a new royal dynasty ruling over Amerika.

Unfortunately, the part about a list of loyal people isn’t all that crazy.


#15

The Swamp is where Pepe the Toad lives, right?


#16

Salo was about the hypocrisy of Italian fascism.


#17

At least he uses cutlery. Seriously. Just today I witnessed supposedly professionals who ate right out of the container, from a table littered with bags, paper, packaging.


#18

I don’t understand, if we stop christian genocide however will we have enough soylent green to go into the buckets?!?


#19

tRump’s business model.


#20

It’s not the sabotage, it’s the covfefe.