Fake Star Wars Spoiler Thread

I really enjoyed the big reveal where we learned Emperor Palpatine was The Brain and Vader was actually Pinky!!

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Is it Crossover Time!?!?

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All Star Wars spoilers should henceforth be referred to as “WookieeLeaks.”

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some more wookieleaks:

(source)

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Kylo Ren caused this years Cumbrian floods using the dark side of the Force

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Come on, dude. Not cool.

This thread is for fake spoilers. The real ones go in the other thread.

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They shot in the Lake District and they didn’t get any gritstone footage? Screw this movie. I may still see it for the RIlo Kiley cameo though.

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Just saw the flick. Quite good, I will watch again. But isn’t it funny how Han is Luke’s dad but they are the same person due to time dilation and relativity?

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Han and Leia never worked out because he was looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Bantha fodder is people!

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Great to see Skellig Michel as a location though. That place is so awesome you can basically take it unchanged. I even saw some of the beehive huts in one scene (sorry, not a fake spoiler, but that made my day even better).

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Talk about a groaner. It’s good, but for some reason it feels weirdly too soon. I guess South Park nailed it with the 23 year rule though…

Seriously though, I think the groan came from the dad-punning.

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Beautiful. And sharp. That place seems like if you tripped and fell down you’d be sliced to ribbons before you hit the ground.

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Derwent Water in the Lake District is beautiful:

But I’m a little surprised they didn’t use Derwent Reservoir in Derbyshire, if only as another nod to the Dambusters:


It’s not as wide, which could be one reason, but the dams could easily fit into the Star Wars universe.

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The blatant tie-ins were a bit annoying… The Falcon is Optimus Prime’s father and uncle? Ugh.

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I would watch this movie if Michael Bay has nothing to do with it!

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Dude, that was an orgy scene. Now you know why C3P0’s arm is red.

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