I really enjoyed the big reveal where we learned Emperor Palpatine was The Brain and Vader was actually Pinky!!
Is it Crossover Time!?!?
All Star Wars spoilers should henceforth be referred to as “WookieeLeaks.”
Kylo Ren caused this years Cumbrian floods using the dark side of the Force
Come on, dude. Not cool.
This thread is for fake spoilers. The real ones go in the other thread.
They shot in the Lake District and they didn’t get any gritstone footage? Screw this movie. I may still see it for the RIlo Kiley cameo though.
Just saw the flick. Quite good, I will watch again. But isn’t it funny how Han is Luke’s dad but they are the same person due to time dilation and relativity?
Han and Leia never worked out because he was looking for love in Alderaan places.
Bantha fodder is people!
Great to see Skellig Michel as a location though. That place is so awesome you can basically take it unchanged. I even saw some of the beehive huts in one scene (sorry, not a fake spoiler, but that made my day even better).
Talk about a groaner. It’s good, but for some reason it feels weirdly too soon. I guess South Park nailed it with the 23 year rule though…
Seriously though, I think the groan came from the dad-punning.
Beautiful. And sharp. That place seems like if you tripped and fell down you’d be sliced to ribbons before you hit the ground.
Derwent Water in the Lake District is beautiful:
But I’m a little surprised they didn’t use Derwent Reservoir in Derbyshire, if only as another nod to the Dambusters:
It’s not as wide, which could be one reason, but the dams could easily fit into the Star Wars universe.
The blatant tie-ins were a bit annoying… The Falcon is Optimus Prime’s father and uncle? Ugh.
I would watch this movie if Michael Bay has nothing to do with it!
Dude, that was an orgy scene. Now you know why C3P0’s arm is red.