(FAKE) The most intense street fight you will ever see


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/12/04/the-most-intense-street-fight.html


#2

only one thing could have made that better and given a clear cut victory to one of them…


#3

I’m on Team Yellowjacket. The other guy looks like he started it.


#4

Somebody less lazy than me should add laser blasts or wizard magic or something.


#5

Totally not staged.
Completely real and a sad reflection on our time.


#6


#7

“Why don’t you be polite you stinking puss-bag!”

Ohhh, New York City, don’t you go changing.


#8

You can totally tell that this is Europe because if this was in the US these guys would have come to blows already.


#9

It’s the verbage that comes with it that makes it what it is.
“Hey! Git da fuck outta heah!”
“Hey, fuck you’s!”


#10

What we are witnessing here folks is a rare lab-perfect demonstration of “I’m rubber and you’re glue” as the “fuck you” is bounced back and forth, only ever sticking to one side for the briefest of split seconds.


#11

Hey, I just had this same episode with my cat last night!


#12

“no, fuck you infinity times a bajillion plus one”


#13

Have i got the perfect video for this


#14

Even though it seemed pretty clearly staged to me, I still laughed.


#15

I’m surprised it didn’t come to double-birds.

mr%20rogers


#16

"FINISH HIM!!!"


#17

awesome !!!


#18

And Guile’s theme music.


#19

well that escalated quickly.

i am surprised they didn’t resort to double-handed finger flings.


#20

this is pretty much my internal dialog.