Yes, but that’s the nuclear option, which is crude and unsurprisingly USian.
“Fuck me? How about: Fuck you!”
I watched it again, and I still can’t tell who won.
A testosterone-fueled finger wagging contest.
Did either one of them yell “And your momma, too” ?
It this had been the UK, the two chaps would have tutted at each other… and then one of them would have got a boot in knackers.
Still doesn’t beat this…
if one of those guys had gone 1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war it would have been all over because thumbs got the power.
Don’t you dare crush my head ]:<
Ozzy Man needs to narrate this.
Wow, all that panning back and forth to catch the action. If only there was some way to keep both of them in the frame at the same time…
There will be swearing. Fuck, yeah!
@bashful it is a veritable portrait of framing ineptitude.
The rest of us.
But they both just had to have the last bird…
Oh… I see how clever you are.
He’s crushing his own glasses? /s
Aggression exercised, honour satisfied, no physical harm suffered by anyone. If only all fights could play out like this.
In my old neighborhood, the most common non-physical street-fights I observed involved Doing the Dozens (verbal insults, most often ragging on an opponent’s mother). From the trite [Your mother’s like a doorknob; everybody gets a turn] to the “closers” [Your mother’s like a bowling ball; I put my fingers in her holes and roll her down alleys].
[BREAKING NEWS]: yep, totally staged:
Someone is going to alter it with energy blasts being flinged with each finger toss.