(FAKE) The most intense street fight you will ever see

Yes, but that’s the nuclear option, which is crude and unsurprisingly USian.

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“Fuck you”

“Fuck me? How about: Fuck you!”

“Fuck you!”

“Fuck you!!”

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I watched it again, and I still can’t tell who won.

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A testosterone-fueled finger wagging contest.
Did either one of them yell “And your momma, too” ?

It this had been the UK, the two chaps would have tutted at each other… and then one of them would have got a boot in knackers.

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Still doesn’t beat this…

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if one of those guys had gone 1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war it would have been all over because thumbs got the power.

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Don’t you dare crush my head ]:<

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Ozzy Man needs to narrate this.

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Wow, all that panning back and forth to catch the action. If only there was some way to keep both of them in the frame at the same time…:sunglasses:

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There will be swearing. Fuck, yeah!

@bashful it is a veritable portrait of framing ineptitude.

The rest of us.

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But they both just had to have the last bird…

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Oh… I see how clever you are.

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He’s crushing his own glasses? /s

Aggression exercised, honour satisfied, no physical harm suffered by anyone. If only all fights could play out like this.

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In my old neighborhood, the most common non-physical street-fights I observed involved Doing the Dozens (verbal insults, most often ragging on an opponent’s mother). From the trite [Your mother’s like a doorknob; everybody gets a turn] to the “closers” [Your mother’s like a bowling ball; I put my fingers in her holes and roll her down alleys].

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[BREAKING NEWS]: yep, totally staged:

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Someone is going to alter it with energy blasts being flinged with each finger toss.