Watch what a cop does when a teen boy tells him to fuck off


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/17/watch-what-a-cop-does-when-a-t.html


#2

obviously staged IMO. and I really don’t get the point.


#3

That’s how you say “fuck you too” in Bizzarro Land.


#4

uhhh what the fuck?


#5

Again:


#6

lol

maybe if you browse their site you’ll get the point.


#7

It does look totally staged but that being said, what the cop did was de-escalate the situation by doing something completely unexpected and non-threatening.
All officers should now receive somersault training for when someone flips them off.


#8

I don’t think that they would remain surprise-a-saults for very long after the training.


#9

Doesn’t have to a surprise-a-sault (love that phrase btw…)
ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS should be REQUIRED to do a somersault if someone tells them to Fuck Off!


#10

Or put on a red clown nose…


#11

This was really just a tragic misunderstanding.
His supervisor had told him:
“In uniform, when you get told to fuck off, you just exercise some assault.”


#12

Uh… yeah it literally is too good to be true… Clickhole is owned by the Onion, all their content is staged surrealist parody… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ClickHole


#14

And that’s why you felt the need to sign up for the BBS 5 minutes ago.
Welcome.


#15

Welcome to BB, comrade!


#16

Plastic badge says “Special Officer.” He must be highly trained in Situation De-escalation Tactics.


#17

This is a parody, folks. It’s also labeled “parody”. There is no point, it’s just supposed to be funny.


#18

That’s not a somersault. That’s just barely a forward roll. I came hoping for more parkour.


#19

Um, LvsA?
Who are you talking to?


#20

Came here to say the same. It isn’t even close to being correct for a forward roll, either.


#21

it’s a proven strategy. whenever anyone threatens me, i go low into a crab stance and start removing articles of clothing. usually by the time i lay on my back, legs kicking at the sky removing my boxers, the perpetrator has fled