Watch what a cop does when a teen boy tells him to fuck off

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/17/watch-what-a-cop-does-when-a-t.html

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obviously staged IMO. and I really don’t get the point.

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That’s how you say “fuck you too” in Bizzarro Land.

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uhhh what the fuck?

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Again:

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lol

maybe if you browse their site you’ll get the point.

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It does look totally staged but that being said, what the cop did was de-escalate the situation by doing something completely unexpected and non-threatening.
All officers should now receive somersault training for when someone flips them off.

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I don’t think that they would remain surprise-a-saults for very long after the training.

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Doesn’t have to a surprise-a-sault (love that phrase btw…)
ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS should be REQUIRED to do a somersault if someone tells them to Fuck Off!

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Or put on a red clown nose…

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This was really just a tragic misunderstanding.
His supervisor had told him:
“In uniform, when you get told to fuck off, you just exercise some assault.”

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Uh… yeah it literally is too good to be true… Clickhole is owned by the Onion, all their content is staged surrealist parody… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ClickHole

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And that’s why you felt the need to sign up for the BBS 5 minutes ago.
Welcome.

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Welcome to BB, comrade!

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Plastic badge says “Special Officer.” He must be highly trained in Situation De-escalation Tactics.

This is a parody, folks. It’s also labeled “parody”. There is no point, it’s just supposed to be funny.

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That’s not a somersault. That’s just barely a forward roll. I came hoping for more parkour.

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Um, LvsA?
Who are you talking to?

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Came here to say the same. It isn’t even close to being correct for a forward roll, either.

it’s a proven strategy. whenever anyone threatens me, i go low into a crab stance and start removing articles of clothing. usually by the time i lay on my back, legs kicking at the sky removing my boxers, the perpetrator has fled

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