I was at B&N today and guess what they had!!!
When he pops out of the pumpkin…
Mom was stuck with making and putting up with The Family Thanksgiving, and hosting 2 nights of The Family Christmas [her sister and half-sister weren’t speaking, so had to entertain their families separately!] for decades.
One year, her sister took one bite of mom’s entirely homemade pumpkin pie w/whipped cream, and immediately began raving about it.
“O My Gaaawwwd! This is so goood! What’s the recipe?”
Mom smiled like a Buddha and replied, “Well, first you buy Luxury Pie Pumpkin seeds…” All jaws hit the floor.
“You GREW it?!” her sister cried. Mom grinned, rather more secularly this time, and nodded. Jaws were picked up and again employed in chewing, as she explained that Luxury Pie is a HTF heirloom, who has long justly bore the mantle of Best EvAR Pie Pumpkin.
I was still just a kid, but I can still taste that pumpkin pie whenever I summon the memory.
IKR?!!
OK, I am gonna put a trigger warning on this for arachnophobes, or others who may not be medical or science nerds, but this is just so cool!!!
(And just right for Hallowe’en!)
Jezebel is doing a countdown to the winners of this years scary stories contest by posting past winners:
As a doctor, would you say that it “wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her”?
Sounds like it did indeed!
Thanks for that earworm.
Probably a joke there about spiders and ears too.
Tune in at noon (EST) for an hour to ATLs local alt station for a halloween themed playlist until Halloween…
Apparently, they’re letting Steve Craig run programming for the weekend? So, I guess if you’re enjoying this, tune in this weekend too!!!
