Family gets food poisoning from feast to celebrate surviving food poisoning

This. This right here is why I only sacrifice animals to Shub-Niggurath The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young. Not once have I gotten food poisoning from a sacrificial feast. Sure, I hear things and the shadows keep moving but that’s a small price to pay for gastrointestinal health.

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All gods upon witnessing a sacrifice: “God, you guys are stupid”

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