Fascinating deep dive into the global variants of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"

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And the Colonel Bogey March (from Bridge on the River Kwai) as “Comet, it makes your teeth turn green/ Comet, it tastes like gasoline/ Comet, it makes you vomit/ so get your Comet, and vomit, today”

I’m more familiar with this version

Hitler Has Only Got One Ball

Britain hadn’t moved on from WW2 in the 80s and 90s. It largely still hasn’t, if I’m honest.