Fascinating deep dive into the global variants of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"

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Yeah, 40 years ago I learned a version of “Deck the Halls” along similar lines. In hindsight, I don’t think it’s aged well.

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Mixed feelings. If the school burns down overnight, no class the next day, and we can avoid the next line.

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I learned a slight variation.

“Jesus Christ, Superstar/ who in the hell do you think you are/ I don’t know, I don’t care/ cuz I’ve got bullet-proof underwear.”

I like mine better. What does a Yamaha have to do with anything?

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That’s cute! Ours was about burning down the school and murdering all the teachers.

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Icky-ocky, cow-cocky, icky ocky OUT

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Fill the school with gasoline (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Light a match and dont be seen (fa la la la la, la la la la)

Burn the whole school down to ashes (fa la la, la la LA,la la la)

Arent you glad you played with matches (fa la la la la, la la la la)

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