FBI: Do you know someone who walks like the suspected Washington DC pipe bomber?

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thing is, this guy is probably a loner type, with no friends or close family who could help identify him. i hope they get him, though. all he needs to do is have made one single mistake.

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That would be silly.

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I expect someone can identify those shoes. They look funky in the first footage but more like regular maybe adidas in the clips towards the end.

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Dude is walking kinda like he’s recovering from a hip replacement.

My PT person tells me I have a robotic gait and I had one in January. No side-to-side, just one foot in front of the other.

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Not as silly as if he were walking backwards for Christmas, across the Irish Sea (which he clearly isn’t).

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Ooh - I forgot this one. This is a great version of ‘Walk Don’t Run’ @Sludge .

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The classic technique to defeat this is supposedly a pebble in your shoe.

I bet there’s a decent chance this person knew enough to fake this too.

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Who is this walking man?

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Did they compare it to a Republican wide-stance?

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I get the impression that people here arent taking this seriously. I’ll be on my way.
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Thankfully that gif ends before Fly Guy’s shoes break. It was a shame about those goldfish.

(were we supposed to take this seriously?)

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Could have walked in from anywhere, really

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Time to contact the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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Those shoes and gait make me think it’s a woman.

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