That’s a MATCH!
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“Honest, officer, that is what I was doing. I lost my cousin to skin cancer and you can’t be too careful. Well yes, I was in the bushes at the time, I was trying to be discreet.”
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I want to see someone wearing one. I bet it looks like the miracle of childbirth.
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Nah, that shit ain’t cute, yo… and not just because it’s extra yonic from this angle;
Even ‘fully spread out,’ it’s damn hideous.
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Thank you for not calling it a “vagina scarf.” I would have unleashed my pet ants.
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So then, Tony Robbins if the Family Guy with him is any guide to it. Although someone with a nice cosplay of the tourist mask from ‘Total Recall’ might be fun.
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Still. Imagine Dr. Evil wearing one. Instant win.
Or Alexander C. Karp. But that’s basically the same, I guess.
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Indeed, next year they will launch the ‘vagina’ muff 
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I wonder how many porn filters will block pages with that scarf.
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the folks at Fendi did not see it, as they all have been waxing to achieve the stylish 11-yr-old look for so long, they were not used to seeing one natural looking??
I dunno, just grasping here
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Hey, hey! Phrasing!
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How does it stand up to repeated washing? (Asking for a friend.)
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They made a vulva do what??? Is that some sort of Brett Kavanaugh slang term?
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Be thankful I have no access to photoshop right now; be very thankful.
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Oh no, please do come back to the idea…
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Sometimes you just KNOW that the comments are going to be at least as entertaining as the article. Not disappointed.
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THIS BROKE THE INTERNET! well, YouTube, anyway…
‘Anything’ for you, luv.
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No-one wants to know about my ‘retracted foreskin’ neckwarmer.
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