Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/15/feral-hogs-find-and-destroy-co.html
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they had a good buzz and are now sleeping it off.
How do they know it was feral hogs and not feral bankers?
I guess we now know why that guy was so desperate to keep the 30-50 feral hogs out of his yard.
That’s what you want those semi-automatic weapons for.
Soon in this theatre: EPIC SHOOTOUT – Colombian drug lords vs. feral hogs
I’m snorting bacon right now.
“Okay, you little
cockroachesferal pigs… come on! You wanna play games?”
Police dismantled the smuggling operation in Tuscany after placing a wiretap on members of the gang, which consisted of three Albanians and an Italian, The Local reported. While listening on a call, officials overheard a person complaining about the damage caused by the hogs.
Four suspects were arrested on drug charges after the bust, which left two members in jail and two under house arrest, Italian newspaper Il Tirreno reported.
That feeling when it’s hard to tell the difference between your nemeses because they both have powdery white stuff all over their snouts. Cops or feral hogs? Cocaine or powdered sugar from pastries?
For the uninitiated:
This little piggy went to market…
30-50 feral hogs with the strength of 300-500. Spartaaaaaaaaaa!
And that little piggy got coked out…
And this little piggy went O GOD O GOD THEY ARE ALL OVER ME GET THEM OFF all the way home.
what happened? probably something like this:
Say hello to my little piggy!!!
Blam, blam, blam, blam…