If she is Yakko, and Musk is Wakko, then who is Dot?
Wrong answers only please.
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EmptyGee
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Not to mention that she’s going to walk away from this with more money than I’ll ever see in my whole life.
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I think it is important to remember that she believes in the actual mission - “make a nazi hate speech site”
I don’t expect rational behavior from people that have made that leap
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Andreessen Horowitz LLC packages Silicon Valley startups. They fill in all the forms and paperwork, arrange the offices, then staff them with (ideologically correct) bodies from their corporate contact lists.
Poof! Instant company worth vapor-billions.
The next time they need a CEO, experienced at dealing with TechBro children, she’ll be on their short list.
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I dunno–if I were in her position and looking for a nice golden parachute, I’d try to go to a company that might actually pay for a golden parachute. Xwitter hasn’t been great about paying bills since Musky took over.
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I don’t think any of this is on Quark. EM is like some mirror universe Brunt who somehow became Grand Nagus.
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That is the perfect description.
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He was Acting Nagus, briefly.
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Beautiful
Facebook took Threads from 0 to 100 million users in under a week, without a hitch, at the same time we imposed comical rate limits on usage. I mean can you even believe that shit? I still can’t. I said to him, “Elon, we are an ad-based business. Our revenue is directly commensurate to usage. This is like running a casino and turning the slot machines off to save on the electricity bill. It makes no sense.” And Elon was like “Bots!”
ETA: n.b. quotes are from satire.
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