Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/20/finding-pennywise-the-clown-in.html
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Some folks have all the luck.
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I would be amused if i ran into something like this 
Reminds me of the time i worked at a coffee shop and sometimes people would get a combination of innocuous things that’d ring up at $6.66 and 99% of the time people would freak out and ask if i could add a penny to the transaction or if they could add something to the order. Bruh its just numbers.
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“Well, we’ve got some devil’s food cake right here if you’d like.”
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“We all fail to float down here.”
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I do not know what you speak of
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Not bad. But I have seen better…
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Sounds to me like someone just lobbed it over the trees, but the scribbles on the forehead looks like some weird Qanon stuff. /s
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Meh.
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Wait, let me get this straight. Someone was (supposedly) freaking out because what is clearly a Funko plush doll (retail price $6.49) was tossed into their yard?
If this is an attempt at viral marketing, it’s pretty pathetic.
I’d just be slightly annoyed that someone was throwing their trash in my yard.
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Right?
It’s not even the good ‘Pennywise,’ played by Tim Curry.
Grab a pair of gloves, bag it, and pitch it in the trash can on the curb.
No melodrama required.
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A more menacing plush, even:
Though what would have been more disturbing than these mass-produced things is any kind of hand-made doll, no matter how cute:
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A personalized handmade doll, even; made from some of the recipient’s own clothing or belongings… now that would be worth getting all creeped out over it.
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Oh, now that’s actually, seriously creepy.
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I’ve been reading Stephen King’s stuff since I was 10 years old; I know ‘macabre.’
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Stuffed with human hair and teeth
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That might actually be overkill.
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I mean if you’re going to creep someone out… 
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Those would not only be harder to obtain, but now you’ve traversed over into ‘voodoo’ territory.
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