Fireman rants hilariously about people transporting trashbags of gas

Copy that. Zeitgeisty YT wannabe. I gave up that ubiquitous whiney Vlogger tone years ago.

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Somebody did write a song called “fuck the fire department”- but it was actually about the police.

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This one was more a public service announcement, but he clearly loves his job and his other videos have consistently made me laugh.

This one’s my favorite:

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Oh, you sweet summer child…

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OH? WHY NOT? HE SOUNDED QUITE NORM…OH… HOLD ON… sorry, my hearing aid’s on now - what were you saying?

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Is that the Polish vodka with a blade of grass in the bottle?

If so then you’d probably get 200 mpg and wouldn’t know where point A started and why the f*** point be B was a detination!

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Lol this one was Czech or Hungarian (I forget which), and no blade of grass, but same stuff.

“Fire crews found roughly 20 gallons of gas stored inside the vehicle, though the cause of the fire has yet to be released.”

Lol at this sentence.

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Remember when the 3-storey high K-Mart brick wall got turned into jello sculpture during one of your eathquakes? That’s part of why you can’t have nice things in the high desert and are stuck with Wally World.

Well, Natural Selection for sure. Wasn’t it Einstein that said something like “There’s no bottom limit to human stupidity”?

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Probably not Einstein, and most probably the ever-quotable “Anon” but certainly applicable.

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Sounds a little like the Harlan Ellison quote: “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”

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Against stupidity the very gods themselves* contend in vain.

– Friedrich Schiller, The Maid of Orleans

*(And the fire department.)

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Maybe if he cuts back on the Fire Dept Coffee.

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Trashbags, huh?

(Please, somebody tell me this is staged for a laugh or something. Please.)

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I’m guessing there’s a bunch of Libertarians who have written some screed to that effect, because fire departments are evil socialism! Time to go back to the days when you had to buy private fire insurance and place an emblem on your business to indicate you pre-paid your dues and the insurance company should put out the fire. :-/

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yes, that’s a thing we do, but only once a year

Don’t forget the mandatory 4 glasses of wine at the Seder!

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