Flip open a butterfly knife like a gentleman bastard

Stop insisting on eye contact while you do it then!

Just carry a can of hair spray for a less-lethal option.

ETA:

That guy is probably going to die of old age because the crime stats are in his favor generally, but if he tries to use that knife for self-defense, he’s probably going to die- or at least be horribly injured, or even be convicted of murder.

I’ve watched a lot of knife reviews, and it’s abundantly obvious when someone knows what they’re talking about and when they don’t. Reminds me of exactly this parody review:

Here’s the rule: Carry a gun for self-defense, or far far less preferably carry a knife that isn’t a toy, and be prepared to use it. Or carry nothing and know how to capitulate. I carry a knife on my person at all times. I’m nowhere near stupid enough to use it for self-defense.

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