Florida Congressman: Trump’s border wall is “metaphor for border security”

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The 50 feet is a metaphor for Trump’s own inadequacies…

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[quote=“LurkingGrue, post:32, topic:105501, full:true”]The palindrome of BorderWall would be Llawredrob! It don’t work
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Not a lot of people know that that is the name of the small town in Wales nearest the contested border with England. I hear they’re planning to build a wall there.

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I’m pretty sure the whole thing was onamonapia.

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The United States
When 45 wanted a wall
Covfefe

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But, but, but, Trump said he meant a real wall. Now I’m all confused!

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Build the metaphor to hold back then allegory (Chinese hoax).

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I think this also applies to tRump supporters, too. Because fuck them. Right in the ear.

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Reince Priebus.

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The man, and his wall, are unhinged.

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God damn it. When this whole mess finally collapses into a smoking wreck, can we at least see the shameless pols (and major party) who were willing to excuse anything for their team forever tarnished and cast out for their sins? If two cycles from now I start hearing ‘adults in charge’ and ‘party of personal responsibility’ I will take Rogaine just so I have hair I can tear out.

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But that’s in Wales, not Bolton…

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Sadly allegories are not for me.

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A man! A plan! A… wait a minute, he doesn’t have a plan!

Well that’s just ruined.

Um…

Wall aroma? Amoral law!

(Making palindromes is harder than it looks…)

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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra?

Trump, when the imaginary wall fell.

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Solar Freaking Metaphors!

Pshaw! It’s not a metaphorical wall, it’s a rhetorical wall.


We need some Incanters to blow it down.

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“It’s a metaphor” is a time honored way of ignoring flaws in your belief system. I imagine I’ll hear that “Donald Trump works in mysterious ways” any day now.

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Wait… Are the “abandoned bales of drugs” going to be props, or actual bales of drugs seized by border patrol?

Asking for a friend…

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The contractors who’ve spent millions of dollars in developing proposals for the wall should Trump as he had no intention in build the wall.

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When they said solar panel they obviously meant a panel that lets sunlight through.

Therefore the ‘wall’ is just an entire series of panels that let sunlight through (and everything else - apart from ‘bad hombres’ presumably).

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