Florida man, 19, kills older couple and eats man's face off while “grunting and growling”

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Are you white? I only want to know so I know if I need to worry about your safety. From the police.

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I wasn’t gonna but since you brought it up:

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that concludes the case for the defence. Jesus said “Let he that is without sin among you cast the first stone.” I put it to you that your only option is to acquit.

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Excellent.

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I say we STOMP him,
then we TATOO him,
then we HANG him,
then we KILL him
and
then we EAT OFF HIS FACE.

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. . . not sure I want to see it, actually :fearful:

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A face for a face makes the whole world face-blind.

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Something tells me he will be using the “affluenza” defense.

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I think this is more the example you have in mind. At least I hope so.

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Or the plot of one of Nick Cage and John Travolta’s last decent movies…

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Yet he’s still out polling Trump…

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Reeeally stretching out the definition of that word.

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I enjoyed it, for what it was… unlike the last several movies starring either one.

I remember it as John Woo’s first Hollywood film. I was hoping for so much more Woo, and so much less Hollywood.

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Travolta is a good dancer…

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He pretty much always has been; what’s your point?

I’m just being a smartass. :smile:

It’s something a friend of mine (who hates him for reasons I don’t quite understand) used to say. Kind of like, “The Hindenburg flies beautifully.”

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